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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.:mouthwate

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In High School I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional...Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything...She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy....She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned .:banghead:

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.:mouthwate


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Time goes in one direction... Did you ever think of that? Or was that not the question??
 

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if its got tits or wheels it causes problems.....


"bigger the tits, bigger the problems..........."

wise words from a serious girlfriend, years ago, later a front row dancer in Vegas

the other part of her advice.......

"more than a mouth full is wasted.....I don't want my nerves spread all over the place"

and the best one of all.....

"you don't like my little boobies?......

roll me over......:drummer:"

:naughty::naughty::naughty:

Cathy, I still love you:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:
 

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Hey Noel

Can we have some pics of Cathy in her Vegas gear :naughty:..

Nothing to naughty of cause...

J


PS: Someone sent me this great " The Scotsman & The Englishman" joke about how to get a free meal in a restaurants, but it might offend some of our Scottish members, so I'll keep it on email..
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Sorry, John, never saw her in Vegas.....

still think about those blue eyes......47 years later.....

my friend Vi has some nice peepers....

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10322805_10202944188499266_2669142688749466459_n.jpg?oh=b73a979df7b2e8320cdfdd9d8d54bbe3&oe=54348D4F

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10363753_10202944091656845_170427254997569357_n.jpg

this is the cover on my FB page.....

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1010737_610891438928654_1833870510_n.jpg

my little MX racer friend Magda:drummer:

and then the incomparable......
Vera Gottliebe Anna Gräfin von Lehndorff-Steinort

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_31m__Ol1yA/TkqnCEWsntI/AAAAAAAAMRo/ScnRrUqje9U/s640/5g.jpg

my desktop......there is a B&W of her smiling in my bathroom......lady friends get to look at that or the flogger hanging from the doorknob:naughty:

"why do you have some woman's picture in your bathroom?"
"know who it is?"
"No"
"see the book on the table? pick it up carefully and look at it"
"Holy, crap.....its autographed"
"sit down and look at the book......she will blow you away.....most eclectic and creative person of the last 80 years"

next to my bed is this.......

http://traffic-magazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/veruschka2.jpg

yes, some IDIOT ripped those 2 pages out of Richard Avedon's $300 book and put it on Ebay for $6

so back in the '80s I'm running around with Rusalka the Fabergé model .....she's looking at what ever fashion magazine.....

"Hey, Verschuka is in town.....you should go meet her, she is as eclectic as you are..."
"sure like she's going to talk to me"
"I'll call her, she's my friend.....you really should go...."

did I go? nope MR STUPID:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

well, my Sweet Heart Rusalka died, and Veruschka is back in Berlin.....

Mr Genius at work....fuck me
 

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Whoa… That’s a bit scary first thing in the morning before breakfast.. Lucky I’ve got an empty stomach.. :green:

Veruschka…. More like Vampirella of Chesterfield. .

I’m glad my wife and I have never been smokers…



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