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I am seeking a low mileage, beautiful, and wealthy (female) supermodel with an IQ 140 or above :naughty: . Must love MV Agustas and must be between 18-25 years of age :naughty: . Must kiss French but ride Italian (Stolen from DUCATI MIAMI T-Shirt) :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: . Owning an MV is not necessary, but is an added bonus (Tamburini, R, SPR, VELTRO, or Mamba are preferred). Am willing to trade a sibling, a used Volvo , or the neighbor’s cat.

Please contact: Any single guy on this forum :) :) :)
 

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PLEASE if anyone finds one - post a picture so we can give approval ratings!!

I want one of the above but she needs to be about 40!!!!
 

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Let me amend 4 things
1: Should be supportive of her husband
2: Should know basic cooking/ baking
3: Should be faithful
4: Should have many identical siblings (so that more than one of us is blessed in this way)

Lets c how many votes we get
 

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hey you and I are looking for about the same type of woman!

A few more wants in there
1. no tats
2. she needs to be a virgin
3. She must adore me
 

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you guys are hilarious!!!!!!

you guys are hilarious

can i change that to:

perfect man wanted

must adore me

must supply me with jewels or be wealthy or...all of the above

must let me be independant and ride my motorcycles whenever I want

must be faithful

must be good looking, in shape, and like motorcycles

must want to have endless s--x whenever i desire

must cook, clean house and do meanial chores

must be 40 or so in age

must own a fast sports car with a big mansion and travel the world
:stickpoke :jsm: :popcorn:
 

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Gazman, I think that you neighborhood matchmaker has found you a match.

She'd have to be willing to take the

Must cook
Clean house and do meanial chores
In shape
Must own a fast sports car with a big mansion and travel the world
Must supply me with jewels or be wealthy or...all of the above

off of the list, but otherwise we have a perfect match (and she has a brutale) :yo: :yo: :yo: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

We should name this the Mvagusta.net dating service. Our ultimate goal is matching every female member with an equal male counterpart :)
 

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FANTASTIC I have plenty of room down here at my house ... the garage will easily fit a Brutale along with my Lexus V8 (Sports Coupe) gee how much do I owe you for this match making???
 

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d-_-b Tamburini d-_-b said:
I included your #2 discretely by saying "Low milage" ;)
Well I would like a new not a preowned... :)

Oh and no kids too, not ready for all that just yet.

Although if she was a virgin and had kids that could be a real money maker!
 

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Virgin??????

hmmm

i think you are asking for alot

VIRGIN??????

how boring.............too long to teach

oh - i have 2 motorcycles - so you'll have to move your motorcycle either out by the shed, or further back in the garage behind your Lexus

teehee :stickpoke :jsm: :popcorn:
 

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I agree to all of that!!!

BUT NOW!!!!

Here's the tricky question!!!!

IS THAT YOU IN THE AVATAR?????
 

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Discussion Starter #16 (Edited)
Muahahahahah

Muahahahahahahah look what I have done :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:
I have created a monster :)
With every match made we should donate $1,000 dollars to the SPR for alvin foundation :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: And maybe donate some for my Mv Purchase :naughty: :naughty:
 

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sorry you think the princess is too demanding - i'm not really.......... :)

just like to go riding with the boys

think ya can handle that idea?
 
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