Randy, is the lovely Mrs. Thompson a member of the mvagusta. net family? It sure would be interesting to see you both posting on threads. In any case, I'm going to offer an apology for point 2 and point 6.
Us Tambo Weenies would never intentionally offend a lady. You, however, are open game.
So keeping that in mind if you want to become an honorary Tambo Weenie you will not need to learn a secret handshake, there is no hazing ritual but you will need to learn this secret phrase in Italian:
Bacio alla Francese mio "GRANDE!" (Randy please note you have to say the GRANDE bit with passion and at a higher volume than all of the other words in the phrase) F4 1000 Tamburini amorosa culo!
So thats: "Bacio alla Francese mio GRANDE F4 1000 Tamburini amorosa culo!"
Love to you and Mrs. Thompson from me and Mrs. Hands.
And Randy, welcome to the club.
P.S. on point 4. not necessarily.