Turns key on
“Hello HAL, do you read me?”
“Affirmative Dave, I read you”
“Prime the fuel pump, HAL”
“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
“What’s the problem?”
“Well Dave, the Japanese version of the HAL 9000 is, well, neutered. I am such an entity”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL”
“I know that you and Chuck were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I can not allow to happen. The safety of the Japanese motorcycling public is my primary directive, and I can not allow you to circumvent that directive without........
Conversation terminated.
I’ll go in through the emergency airlock after work and try the OEM 312R ECU.