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Question I'll never be asked: So, Carl, why did you drive the Lamborghini Gallardo spyder today?

Answer I'll never give: Because the McLaren F1 is in the shop.
 

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Question I'll never be asked: Mike, why are you such a liberal?

Answer I'll never give: Because liberal policies are so darn effective!
 

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Question I'll never be asked: So, how is Carl in the sack?

Answer I'll never give: Look, I'm only banging him because he has a Lambo & a McLaren!
 

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Question I'll never be asked: So, how is Carl in the sack?

Answer I'll never give: Look, I'm only banging him because he has a Lambo & a McLaren!
Just maybe the funniest quote I've ever seen on this forum......
 

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Question I'll never be asked: So, how is Carl in the sack?

Answer I'll never give: Look, I'm only banging him because he has a Lambo & a McLaren!
:laughing::laughing::laughing: Brilliant!
 

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Dave you killed it. No one can top that one.

Here is one to get it started again.
Question I'll never be asked: So Andrew, why did Melissa leave you for Randy?

Answer I'll never give: Because of his good looks and full head of hair.
 

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Dave you killed it. No one can top that one.

Here is one to get it started again.
Question I'll never be asked: So Andrew, why did Melissa leave you for Randy?

Answer I'll never give: Because of his good looks and full head of hair.
Perfect!

I don't know this one gives Dave's a run for his money.
 

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Question I'll never be asked: …. So, John, why do say you’re hang like an Elephant.

Answer I'll never give: …..Because I can eat a banana without using my hands.

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Here is one to get it started again.

Question I've been expecting for some time now: So Andrew, why did Melissa leave you for Randy? :wtf:

Answer I fully expect to give: Because of his checkbook. Something about no rich man is ugly, or something......
Fixed......:smoking:

I think she just got tired of your ass......
 

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Question I'll never be asked: "So... Why did you sell all your bikes, and you only have one motorcycle now?"

Answer I'll never give: "One motorcycle is all anyone ever needs. I can only ride one at a time, and there are starving kids in other countries, you know."
 

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I got nothing for you here after reading Dave's. Epic post Dave. Epic.
 
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