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Here we go, I must be bored again: :jsm:


The British comic Eric Morcambe looks out of the window to see a Blue siren response vehicle flash past. He turns to his friend and says.


"He won't sell much Ice cream going at that speed!"


That's my all time favourite one liner, what's yours?? :highclap:
 

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MV-999R said:
Jhon :toothless
Tiago, you are right, Pier is the funniest guy on this forum. We all love him. :)
 

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No one beats Rodney Dangerfield for one liner jokes.


"my wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!"

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!

I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.
 
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