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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife.

They carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

That's him in Aisle 5
 

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Leave him there Beth. Just keep shopping. :stickpoke
 

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That picture is of Carl, when he first heard that Dave was planning on banging him in order to ride in his McLaren......
 

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I've heard that once before. It's funny, but pisses me off at the same time.

Maybe I'm just bitter.
 

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Hahaha!

Also, Bud is pisswater. I drink Guinness. :)
 

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That picture is of Carl, when he first heard that Dave was planning on banging him in order to ride in his McLaren......
Carl - if you're going to get flattened adjacent to the KY Jelly section opposite the shelves that just happen to hold the canned whipped cream - the way I see it YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT!


<4 min. Lyrics seemed appropriate....:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
Ciao.
 

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..."cause he WANTS to drive the McLaren!
 

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Carl - if you're going to get flattened adjacent to the KY Jelly section opposite the shelves that just happen to hold the canned whipped cream - the way I see it YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT!
:hitit::hitit::hitit:

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