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"dude, they're gonna beat our asses..." :laughing: :laughing:


Another asshole to give the great american marque a bad name, so disappointing...
 

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And there's this priceless set of photos...

Why Harley guys don't wave



Some jokes for you....


Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.

Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.

What’s the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley?
Trade it in on a Suzuki.

Why don’t Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They’re afraid to lean over that far.

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner’s home?
The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

How do you know you’re riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.

Why don’t Harley riders wave at sportbike riders?
Because they don’t want to drop their tools.

How do you know the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are working?
You finally break into the 15’s in the quarter mile.

What's the right handgrip on a Harley for?
Volume control.

What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!

How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

How does an engineer show he is deserving of a job at Harley?
He must demonstrate he is capable of designing a device which can sucessfully turn gasoline into noise and vibration.

Why don't Harley owners smile?
Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The location of the dirtbags.

Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they're moving.

How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you’re riding in the canyons.

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

What has an IQ of 87, eleven teeth, wears a 36DDD brassiere and no panties?
The barmaid everyone calls "Magnet".

What’s the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that’s being ridden there?
The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.

Why couldn’t the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
Some things just can’t be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.

Where can you find the largest collection of Harley jokes in the world?
On the showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee

Why do Harley owners love chrome?
Makes the parts easier to find when they fall off.

You know you’re a Harley rider if…

…you’re unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.

…you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws.

…"water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker.



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yeah maybe harleis are pretty much a joke but the people in the car we re assholes,they didn't even ask if the harley rider had broke something and needed a ride to the hospital.

and that son of a bitch with the pussy voice who said that oooh they're gonna beat us up..for what moron?because you 've stopped to see if the harley dude was ok?
 

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The answer to that question would vary from state to state as we are a federal system of 50 states with, at times, much different criminal laws and penalties. I think the general answer is no unless you were part of/caused/or somehow involved in the accident. Then, if you failed to stop you would be "guilty of failing to stop and render aid."
 

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allias86 said:
yeah maybe harleis are pretty much a joke but the people in the car we re assholes,they didn't even ask if the harley rider had broke something and needed a ride to the hospital.

and that son of a bitch with the pussy voice who said that oooh they're gonna beat us up..for what moron?because you 've stopped to see if the harley dude was ok?
Hello, Calm down it was just a joke. The guy is alright!!! But is quite funny and to tell you the truth you can't drive a Harley like a supersport bike. It was his mistake to overtake before the turn. He should have waited for the straight... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
 

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emmvee said:
And there's this priceless set of photos...

Why Harley guys don't wave



Some jokes for you....


Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.

Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.

What’s the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley?
Trade it in on a Suzuki.

Why don’t Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They’re afraid to lean over that far.

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner’s home?
The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

How do you know you’re riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.

Why don’t Harley riders wave at sportbike riders?
Because they don’t want to drop their tools.

How do you know the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are working?
You finally break into the 15’s in the quarter mile.

What's the right handgrip on a Harley for?
Volume control.

What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!

How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

How does an engineer show he is deserving of a job at Harley?
He must demonstrate he is capable of designing a device which can sucessfully turn gasoline into noise and vibration.

Why don't Harley owners smile?
Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The location of the dirtbags.

Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they're moving.

How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you’re riding in the canyons.

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

What has an IQ of 87, eleven teeth, wears a 36DDD brassiere and no panties?
The barmaid everyone calls "Magnet".

What’s the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that’s being ridden there?
The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.

Why couldn’t the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
Some things just can’t be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.

Where can you find the largest collection of Harley jokes in the world?
On the showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee

Why do Harley owners love chrome?
Makes the parts easier to find when they fall off.

You know you’re a Harley rider if…

…you’re unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.

…you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws.

…"water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker.



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THAT'S QUITE FUNNY... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
THANKS FOR SHARING :yo:
 

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That Harley guy make big mistake-ugly-I can understand-he must have been
frustrated being stuck being some slow moving mini van on such a great
road. Really lame how they did not even stop to see if help was needed.
I know alot of really good guy who ride Harleys & yes I will forward them
you jokes-they are quite funny!
 

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Yeah the guy really should have stopped and checked on the guy. Hope he is okay, the video has been all over the place.

Always like the HD jokes I will pass them along, my father has been riding Harley's since the 50's he will be 75 in a month (still rides come by and he will show you where he drags his pegs off at the gap) and always likes a good which bike is better debate over a few beers, helps pass the winter months.
 

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Just to clarify...

That video was taken at Highway 129 commonly called "The Tail of The Dragon"

You cannot STOP! Very little run off to speak of, if you stop you endanger others and get run over or run into and cause more accidents. Trust me I have seen it with my own two eyes just last year.

It is true it would be nice to have the vehicle stop but again you risk the chance of causing further accidents. Many blind turns etc...

318 turns in 11 miles and NO roads exiting or entering!!! Once your on the Dragon there is no stopping!
 

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yeah it was very funny how that guy just plunged off that road:D

but still he could have been seriously injured if the bike fell over him
+the harley crowd aren t famous for their protective gear

but i still would have kicked the ass of that guy in the car
 

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I stopped when a guy on a crusier got hit by a truck that was towwing something. The accident wasnt to bad, the bike actually loked good. When the bike and him went down it spun his foot whic was attached to his leg which was snapped wide open. We didnt notice tell me and two other people moved the bike off him. The guy started to come to and wanted to get up, we told him to stay still and were just there with him to ambulance came. I only brought it up because someone said that rider was probley ok. It doesnt have to be to bad of a accident to get screwed up.
 

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rramseyr said:
Just to clarify...

That video was taken at Highway 129 commonly called "The Tail of The Dragon"

You cannot STOP! Very little run off to speak of, if you stop you endanger others and get run over or run into and cause more accidents. Trust me I have seen it with my own two eyes just last year.

It is true it would be nice to have the vehicle stop but again you risk the chance of causing further accidents. Many blind turns etc...

318 turns in 11 miles and NO roads exiting or entering!!! Once your on the Dragon there is no stopping![/QUOTE

Yes, it is hard to stop, but there are a few spots you can pull off on the shoulder. It would appear that there were enough people in the truck or whatever they were driving to help flag traffic ahead of each turn to slow oncoming traffic, so that the guys that did stop to help didn't get hit while they pulled him and the bike back up the bank. I am hopeful the injuries were minor and did not require medical transport asst etc.

Sorry for the confusion on the location, the locals just refer to the the area as the Gap, short for Deal's Gap. I live in Knoxville, about 30 minutes away it is certainly a great, but dangerous road. Hopefully the MV.net ride in the area materializes and most of you can make it here.
 

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Cannot stop watching it!!!! I cannot understand why the bikes could not make it. But I have never understood Harleys especially in UK where we get more corners! I too was a bit annoyed that the van did not stop to see if anything was needed. But perhaps it is the general perception of us bad A£$£ riders :moped:
 

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If you take a closer look, you will notice that even the second rider almost went out from the road. He nearly crashed!!....No matter what Harley jokes are a Killer :yo:
 
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