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At Harely Davidson, it’s all about having fun while you ride. And what could be more fun than taking off your mufflers and mindlessly blipping the throttle over and over every time you come to a stop?

Well, there’s a downside to all that enjoyment. Our researchers have discovered that Harley riders wear out their right wrists faster than a 13 year old kid who just learned how to google the term “porn movies.”

That’s why we developed our innovative ABT/ABS System.

No matter how many stop signs you encounter, no matter how many traffic-light cycles you’ve got to wait through, ABT - Automatically Boosted Throttle - has you covered. You stop and ABT revs the throttle for you - automatically.

What about all those times when you need to rev the throttle when you’re NOT stopped? That’s why we developed ABS, our patented Automatic Babe Sensor. Tiny cameras with built-in facial recognition technology and body measurement software spot every woman within 300 yards, then tell the ABT system to rev away.

Still kicking yourself for not being quick enough on the throttle when your neighbor in the tight leather skirt bent over to pick up her phone? Feel like a fool because you missed that coed coming out of the coffee shop?

With ABS and ABT, those days are over. You ride it, ABS and ABT rev it for you!
 

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Bwahahahaha! No.

Dana, every female that I've ever seen on, or on the back of a Harley didn't look anything like that. That is a parallel universe. That belongs on one of those "what I see/what other people see "pictures. Scientists and mathematicians could probably calculate quantum physics on the odds of that happening in real life. Give me a few minutes and an Internet connection I'll post you up some pictures of good old Harley-Davidson ladies here in the south... :D
 

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At Harely Davidson, it’s all about having fun while you ride. And what could be more fun than taking off your mufflers and mindlessly blipping the throttle over and over every time you come to a stop?

Well, there’s a downside to all that enjoyment. Our researchers have discovered that Harley riders wear out their right wrists faster than a 13 year old kid who just learned how to google the term “porn movies.”

That’s why we developed our innovative ABT/ABS System.

No matter how many stop signs you encounter, no matter how many traffic-light cycles you’ve got to wait through, ABT - Automatically Boosted Throttle - has you covered. You stop and ABT revs the throttle for you - automatically.

What about all those times when you need to rev the throttle when you’re NOT stopped? That’s why we developed ABS, our patented Automatic Babe Sensor. Tiny cameras with built-in facial recognition technology and body measurement software spot every woman within 300 yards, then tell the ABT system to rev away.

Still kicking yourself for not being quick enough on the throttle when your neighbor in the tight leather skirt bent over to pick up her phone? Feel like a fool because you missed that coed coming out of the coffee shop?

With ABS and ABT, those days are over. You ride it, ABS and ABT rev it for you!
Yeah, cuz all the sportbike riders always just pull up to a light and idle without revving their Yosh-canned YamaHondaKawaZuki to get attention from all the middle school girls at the corner convenience store. Right.:jerkoff:
 

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Hmmm, let's see, the last time I went HD apparel shopping, I encountered clothing...a crop top...a LADIES crop top...withthe size marking 2W. Near as I could figure, since the chunk-o-cloth was 8 inches from strap to hem and 24 inches across the hem, the designator probably stood for Two Wide.:smoking:
 

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I can't think of any motorcycle manufacturer who has done as good a job attracting women to the hobby as Harley has.

I understand now why people hate Harley Davidson and it doesn't have much to do with the bikes they produce: if you don't like them don't buy one. People who hate Harley hate their success.
 

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Harley riders wear out their right wrists faster than a 13 year old kid who just learned how to google the term “porn movies.”
Good one......:green:
 

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I can't think of any motorcycle manufacturer who has done as good a job attracting women to the hobby as Harley has.

I understand now why people hate Harley Davidson and it doesn't have much to do with the bikes they produce: if you don't like them don't buy one. People who hate Harley hate their success.
My CVO Ultra Classic is the quietest bike in my garage....even when it's running!

Bone Stock Harley at Half throttle:

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Stock 312R at Half throttle:

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S4Rs Monster (cut exhaust and open clutch) at Half throttle:

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My Harley Pillion:

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Don't be a hater!
 

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II understand now why people hate Harley Davidson and it doesn't have much to do with the bikes they produce: if you don't like them don't buy one. People who hate Harley hate their success.
Whenever I hear someone talk about Harleys in a negative manner (other than some of the late/post AMF models) its usually regarding the riders. Because of their popularity they pull their own version of "stretched Busa" or "wrapped Gixxer" crowd.
 

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Stopped in at the local H-D dealership on Saturday to look around. 60,000 sq feet. Big crowd. Lots and lots of bikes, merch, a raffle for something going on. The local MV/Duc dealership would have fit in the greeter area.

You have to admit the V-Rod is a pretty bike.
 

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I get crap from both sides, the HD guys most can't understand the MV. The sport bike fellows are suprised by how hard I ride the HD, sparks off the exhaust and frame. I know my limits on the Softail!
More and more riders don't care, if it has two wheels its OK.
I must admit when I get on the HD, it feels like it's miss firing at first! :):)
I would like to shoot two guys who fly down my residential street w/open pipes at about 70mph plus.
And we could elaborate about the GSXRs and Kawasakis with sawed off pipes, flip flops, shorts, t-shirts.

I like the "night Rod" http://newartcars.com/gallery/2528900-harley-davidson-night-rod-special.html

Ed :)
 
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