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I was going to say something about balding little man with a 1980s creeper porn mustache, but I didn't want to get personal, and I realized I was describing Randy too.:stickpoke
Cheers Ian for putting me off porn... Now what am I going to use to smash one out ?

Mind you, a blow job is better than a wank, but only because you can't suck your own knob..


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I don't understand the need for concealed carry.....wouldn't you want everyone to see just how bad ass your weapon is so you can feel more safe and walk about your neighborhood with confidence you will not be assaulted and raped?

I mean, real Cowboys carried their pistols in holsters on their hip. Put them out there where the world can see you are not a person to be messed with. Be proud.!
Ed, if your logic was sound, Brutie riders would walk around with their junk hanging out.......:stickpoke
 

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In honor of the late Ian Gibson, today's G.O.T.D. is the Holland and Holland "Royal" Double Rifle, chambered in .700 Nitro Express, capable of muzzle energies of up to about 15,000 pounds (well in excess of the power of the Browning M2 belt-fed .50 caliber machine gun. Prices, according to their web site, start out at 113,500 GBP (a little over $175,000 U.S.), and go up from there. Certainly a dignified way to harvest enough meat to feed an African village for a month, every time you press the trigger.

“I do not believe there exists a better weapon for heavy game.” – Theodore Roosevelt

 

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Dahamn John, just dahamn......

Ian, you're correct with your presumption. The worse I've ever called someone is wanker.
 

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Wow impressive specs (I think) and lots of big numbers.
Is that what you call an elephant gun?
If it is I think it's in bad taste to post it in honor of the squashed dead guy......just sayin
 

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Wow impressive specs (I think) and lots of big numbers.
Is that what you call an elephant gun?
If it is I think it's in bad taste to post it in honor of the squashed dead guy......just sayin
It is an elephant gun, and I DON'T think it's in bad taste. Gibson was an inspiration to disabled people everywhere. What is in "poor taste", is those milquetoast individuals who would sit behind a keyboard in their cube farm, attempting "humor" at the tragic loss of Gibson's life hunting a bull elephant in Africa.

The "Big 5" are referred to as "dangerous game" for just this reason.

Riding motorcycles is dangerous also, and like many worthwhile pursuits, the potential consequences are part of what makes it worthwhile.
 

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Too damn right. He spent his life needlessly slaughtering (clearly not wholly) defenceless animals that had never done him harm, purely for personal gain. The law of averages caught up with him.

If he hadn't been out slaughtering creatures, he'd still be alive. Simples.

I can't say I've ever understood the need of some people to blow the crap out of wildlife for no other reason than to be able to say they did it. If nature sometimes gets its own back, so be it.
So you're a vegetarian? :wtf:
Perhaps Dumbo is not part of his diet?
An elephantophobe then?
 

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It is an elephant gun, and I DON'T think it's in bad taste. Gibson was an inspiration to disabled people everywhere. What is in "poor taste", is those milquetoast individuals who would sit behind a keyboard, attempting "humor" at the tragic loss of Gibson's life hunting a bull elephant in Africa.

The "Big 5" are referred to as "dangerous game" for just this reason.

Riding motorcycles is dangerous also, and like many worthwhile pursuits, the potential consequences are part of what makes it worthwhile.
"If it moves, shoot it, if it's in the ground, dig it out.."
Must be in the bible somewhere, of the coran, or perhaps the talmud...or wherever.

The Big 5 are only dangerous if you mess with them on their turf. Last I looked there was no elephant roaming around Dallas, so those gun club members and their "guide" actually went looking for trouble away from home.

Motorcycles can be dangerous, but usually not in defence of their life when some moron tries to shoot them :jerkoff:
 

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The Big 5 are only dangerous if you mess with them on their turf. Last I looked there was no elephant roaming around Dallas, so those gun club members and their "guide" actually went looking for trouble away from home.

Motorcycles can be dangerous, but usually not in defence of their life when some moron tries to shoot them :jerkoff:
Motorcycles are NOT dangerous- MOTORCYCLING can be dangerous. Motorcycles never harmed anyone while sitting on the showroom floor.

So if a soccer mom kills you by turning left into your path while you're on a motorcycle trip, that somehow diminishes the value of your life, as opposed to the same thing happening in front of your house, because you "went looking for trouble away from home"?

Seek help, lady:

http://www.mentalhealth.asn.au/
 

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So if a soccer mom kills you by turning left into your path while you're on a motorcycle trip, that somehow diminishes the value of your life, as opposed to the same thing happening in front of your house, because you "went looking for trouble away from home"?

Seek help, lady:

http://www.mentalhealth.asn.au/[url][/QUOTE] As usual, you are unable to provide an intelligent answer. And now "lady" is supposed to be demeaning too? You do have issues you poor sod.
 

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I can't see how anyone who glorifies slaughtering innocent animals could be an inspiration to anyone.
So you've never eaten meat?

You don't think handicapped people should be allowed to have certain jobs?

What do you feed your pet cat? Bean sprouts? You realize that cats are carnivores, don't you?

From Wikipedia:

Obligate carnivores or "true" carnivores depend on the nutrients only found in animal flesh for their survival. While they may consume small amounts of plant material, they lack the physiology required for the efficient digestion of vegetable matter and, in fact, some carnivorous mammals eat vegetation specifically as an emetic. For instance, felids including the domestic cat are obligate carnivores requiring a diet of primarily animal flesh and organs.[5] Specifically, cats have high protein requirements and their metabolisms appear unable to synthesize certain essential nutrients (including retinol, arginine, taurine, and arachidonic acid), and thus they rely on animal flesh in their diet to supply these nutrients. [6][7] Synthetic forms of essential nutrients such as taurine in the lab have allowed feed manufacturers to formulate foods for carnivores including domestic pets and zoo animals with varying amounts of plant material.
 

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