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Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked
how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed
and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his
buddies and play a round.



His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a
priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."



Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I
bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."



The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning
the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in

brochures."



The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
reading the manual."



They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
like they have lost their minds.



"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I
slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's
a great morning -- intercourse or golfcourse --'



She said, "Don't forget your hat.



If you're over 42 years of age, you won't get this joke..


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Great, I got it John and I'm 51.
I would say intercourse or mountain course instead.
 

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Glad I am only 40.
Your time will come Andrew ( no pun intended) my friend.... enjoy it while you're young... It's only a matter of time....

If you watch your favorite film 700 times, you eventually get to a stage when you're so bored of that film, that you prefer to read a book instead:)



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