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Thought this was funny and new to me....
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my MV Agusta Brutale next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Brute, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Worried about my Baby
 

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Nice one
 

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I am sure that replacing the Harley reference with the Brutale, taints the punchline... What is a rocker box, anyway?
 

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SteveC said:
I am sure that replacing the Harley reference with the Brutale, taints the punchline... What is a rocker box, anyway?
Ahh come on! Triumph Bonneville anyone? They have rocker boxes! Heh. Speaking of, I may be cruising around on a '79 T140V in the near future.
 

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yeah, come on. you should know that the MV has dual overhead cams.

rocker boxes...sheeesh.


ok, i laughed.
alex
 
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