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This was off the R6 forum and is going around. Thought I would post it here. No, this wasn't me. Just letting you guys hear a good story.

Wow guys it was an unreal night. So I go over to my buddies house to watch game 2 of the heat vs. mavricks last night and I drove over there because it was too chilly to ride. So game is over and a bunch of us are just sitting around when out of the front window we see a shady looking van roll by really slow with its headlights off. I knew drive by's didn't happen in this neighboorhood so I ask everyone where there bikes are.

My buddy just got a 2006 LE R1 and it was parked in the garage. We all go out back to throw some hot dogs on the grill and I go inside to go grab some pop out of the garage. I open the door to the garage and there are 3 guys in the garage with the van pulled backed up to the garage. One guy is sitting on the bike with the keys in hand (my buddy leaves the keys on a key holder in the garage. And the other 2 are standing in front of the garage watching out.

So I yell "Guys call the cops!" I look at the guy on the bike, "Get the *uck outta here man 5-0 is on the way." Now i've got some muscle to me, 6'1" 190lbs and I've been fighting MMA for like a year but I dont feel like getting into a brawl with 3 criminals who more then likley have a gun or knife on them.

The guy on the bike jumps off and starts to walk twords me. I went into survival mode. I don't even think and jack the guy in the face and knock him on his ass. His buddies come after me and one sticks me in the face really good.

My buddy comes out who's pretty big too after hearing all of this from inside and beats the shit outta the guy who sticks me. The other cat who was first on the bike gets back up and comes after me again.

Now for those of you who dont know I had my bike stolen last summer so its a sensitve subject for me. Now that its pretty much 2 on 2 ( the other thief is knocked out) I decide I'm gonna make these *ssholes pay for everyone who has ever had their bike jacked. I stick the one dude bad in the face and grab him by the arm and wrap it up against my body. I take him down to the ground and roll over. Now i've got this dick in an all out armbar.

For those of you who dont know its an MMA subbmission hold that basically damn near breaks your arm. Yeah, it hurts. This dude is SCREAMING IN PAIN. All I could think about was the pain I felt having my *hit stolen so I pull harder. He's taping my arm and i'm almost laughing that this guy is trying to tap out haha. Finally I pull until his body can't take it anymore and I hear a snap. Broke that scum bags arm. It looked bad too I almost kinda felt bad for a splitsecond.

Just as the other 2 are getting ready to leave the cops come flying in the driveway. They arrest all 3 and make me and my boy get looked at by medics (I had a nasty black eye and a few cuts). The cops are taking the report down and the one asks me, "hey just curious, how did that guys arm get broken?" "ummmmm, he might have fallen I think in the struggle." "Oh, yea I guess his picked the wrong garage to fall in huh?" He was laughing about it.

Well luckily the arrested the guys for criminal tresspassing, breaking and entering, and attempted grand theft auto. 2 of them had warrents for snatchin bikes in the city and I would guess will be gettin locked up. There's gonna be a court date for all 3 that we are going to have to testify in. The worst part about this was my buddies bike was on a pitbull stand and somehow the bike came loose and got knocked over during all of this. Fell down and just has some comestic damage, broken mirror and a few scratches. Luckily none of us got hurt. Cops said basically all my crap was self defense since they were in my buddies place but I'm just thankful none of us got hurt.

Somehow someway they had some sort of electrical device that tripped his garage door opener and opend the door. He called a local security company and is going to have a survelience system installed next week.
 

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odonata said:
Thanks, a invigorating story.

Hopefully those 3 scumbags don't have buddys that will come backto kill them and torch the house for revenge.
Always looking on the bright side. :laughing:
 

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This kind of conflict can go on but if something does happen you are not without the ability to payback as well. Find out what jail they are in and pay the right people (not hard to find out) a bit of money and they can be warned that if anything further happenes to those concerned that the bashing they just got will pale in comparison to whats coming their way.

That should for the time sort them out and make them think twice when they get out.
 

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odonata said:
:laughing: nah.. this kind of conflict can go on forever, just covering all bases.
Damn scumbag thieves after having had 2 bikes stolen I'm all for giving them exactly what they deserve and if they come back again do them again. I assume that you can legally own a gun over there (which is not the case where I live) so they just need to get well prepared and blow the *ssholes away if they try anything funny, maybe get a biiiiiiiiiiiiig dog to.

Great story :drummer:
 

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yes, I am not against violence as it is unavoidable in reality, and I would do exactly what he did... if those 3 guys rush towards me after I discover them inside of my garage like in that situation, they would have seen the muzzle of my Steyr AUG carbine flash a few times, and likely no ambulance would be needed...

I am not a lawyer, but based on the sef defence law I have studied, it would most likely be justifiable homicide, and there are examples like that in the US very often, it's unfortunate, or fortunate depends how you look at it.

best to avoid it though, that's all I am saying and what I am hoping.
 

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Here's one in a similar vein on San Diego's Craig's List...

RANT......OUTRAGED Motorcyclist takes his revenge.

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-06-19, 12:37PM PDT


I've been riding for 30+ years now and contribute that to saving my life today from some snot nosed prick with a cell phone for an ear. You sir broke the camels back and sent me into a rage.

You sir only saw me once today when you screeched out from that side street cutting me off and forcing me to get real hard on the brakes with the horn a blaren so I didn't T-bone the side of your nice and clean lexus (nice job and time you put into cleaning the wheels yesterday, more on that later) You looked at me from the helm of your 3 thousand pound death machine like I was the one who got in your way, you threw me a bird and went pack to the conversation on your cell phone leaving me sitting there in the street with a beating heart and thoughts of my kids crying and asking for daddy.

This is nothing new for me, It happens all the time and I anticipate you cage driving idiots everyday. I've had a few close calls over the years but you sir took the cake today for you saw me coming and decided in that moment it was more important to cut in front of me than wait 3 more seconds till i was past.

You didn't see me for the rest of your commute, but I sure saw you driving like a fool cutting people off left and right, running that red light for you were to much in a hurry to get to starbucks for your venti candy bar in a cup. You didn't see me waiting across the street for you to leave, you didn't see me follow you to work as you became that person on the road we all love to hate. You were the tailgating lane changen fool throwing birds and blaring your horn every chance you got. You didn't see me park on the street as I watched you get pissed because someone took your favorite parking space under the big tree, you screeched off to the back of the lot to find somewhere else to park, you didn't see me as you hawked up a lugee and spit on the co-workers car who was in your favorite parking space (they will now for I left them a note). You didn't see me as I watched you lug your briefcase through the front door STILL on that damm phone of yours.

You didn't see me walk across the parking lot to where your pretty car was parked. You sir did a nice job cleaning that cage over the weekend, or you paid some mexican to do it, even the wheels were super clean, you must have spent an hour using a toothbrush on those overpriced rims you feel make you look cool. You didn't see me take my keys from my belt and produce the largest of the bunch, Thanks Medco for making such large keys!, and proceed to drag it along that nice waxed paint.. round and round I went, 3 times dragging that key with enough force to go past the paint and into the metal below.

You didn't see me pull out my dick and proceed to piss into the vents and on the windshield, 3 cups of coffee this morning, asparagus for dinner last night (purely coincidence) and 35 miles outa my way sure produced a nice volume of stinky pee. I saved a few squirts for those shiny rims and then shook it off with a large smile on my face.

I felt that was enough but I really wanted to slash your tires and got pissed at myself for leaving the leatherman at home today so I walked back to my bike and started my commute to work for which i was now 30 minutes late. I didn't care because for once, I was glad to not be seen.

When you walk out from work, you'll see my handywork and drop your briefcase, and hopefully that damm phone to and sit and stare at your now ruined car..
WHAT THE F you'll scream and it pleases me that you'll never know who violated your shiny new car..

All you had to do was look and see me or anyone else for that matter and today would not have been one horrible monday.

Peace and have a good week.
 
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