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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Drink Up !!
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No good deed goes unpunished.
 

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1. Look out for yourself first, because nobody else ever will.
2. Don't ever trust anyone that doesn't agree with rule number 1, as they are a liar if they say different.
 

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There are only two kinds of husbands......pussy whipped, and liars.
 

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Well I know you're not a liar. Sooooo------- poor sod.
 

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My rules to live by....The "Rule of 3 Fs"...If it Floats, Flies or Fucks...Lease it.
 

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Dead men tell no tales, but they do start to smell quite badly after a while.
 

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life is too short to date ugly women and ride ugly motorcycles!
 

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My fav rule....."When you're dumb you gotta be tough!"
That is what my Senior Drill Instructor, Staff Sergeant Hatfield (former Master Sergeant Hatfield fallen in combat on 11 July 2009, Afghanistan) told me in Boot Camp.... than he would make me do "sun gods" and push-ups..... I never understood why :nutkick:
 
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