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Australia does not exist!

By Shelley Floryd of the Flat Earth Convention:

Australia does not exist. All things you call 'proof' are actually well-fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world.



Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer-generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.



If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong.
The place pilots are all in on this and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act our as real Australians.


But why you may ask. Well...


"Australia was created as a cover-up for a mass murder by the British after they shipped criminals into the middle of the ocean in the 18 century and drowned them. "





It's the bloody British...every time...






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New Zealand?

While information is scarce, there are some maps.


We can assume the worst.
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While information is scarce, there are some maps.


We can assume the worst.
And Tasmania!
There’s no picture of Tasmania!!!

Thanks you for reading this computer generated response.

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I read "flat earth convention" I'm already done reading

All planets are floating around like a giant ball, but we're flying around like a frikin frisbee.
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And Tasmania!
There’s no picture of Tasmania!!!

Thanks you for reading this computer generated response.
There never is, we are always getting left off. Suits me, means less people on our bloody awesome roads.
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Im a Brit that visited, have I been duped. If so it seemed very convincing and they made it a very nice place. Im confused now.

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There...I Knew it !!! Dave and Melanie are both actors !!!

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I knew it!

I always did!
Jorge Lorenzo is a computer generated persona!

And Cal Crutchlow a malfunctioning bot!



I wonder where the Philip Island GP actually takes place........

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Donsy... that explains more than a lot!! I feel matrixed!

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