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Why are fire engines red?

I hope this clears is up for all y'all.

1 plus 1 is 2
2 more is 4
4 more is 8
and 8 plus 4 is 12
12 inches is a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler
The Queen Elizabeth sailed the seas
The seas have fish
Fish have fins
The Fins fought the Russians
Russians are red
Fire engines are always rushin'
Therefore, fire engines are red
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Exclamation This thread is NOT a Meme Repository.

I have been asked to cull this thread on several occasions because some posts have not been in The Spirit of the Thread.

By way of explanation: This thread is supposed to be for jokes one would tell at the pub. You know, verbal stories with a humorous twist at the end that make them funny...or unexpected.

If you cannot verbalize the humor, then please don't post it here.

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I hope this clears is up for all y'all.

1 plus 1 is 2
2 more is 4
4 more is 8
and 8 plus 4 is 12
12 inches is a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler
The Queen Elizabeth sailed the seas
The seas have fish
Fish have fins
The Fins fought the Russians
Russians are red
Fire engines are always rushin'
Therefore, fire engines are red
Perfectly logical
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Perfectly logical

One might say perfectly laughable.......possibly for the wrong reasons?
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