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post #1 of 196 (permalink) Old 09-22-2013, 10:06 AM Thread Starter
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Funniest/stupidest comment you've heard about your MV

Someone started a thread like this on the Lamborghini forum and 6 years later with over 1,000 posts it's still going strong.

I don't own an MV yet, but I've read a handful of your funny stories on this site about run in with cops, admirers, and ignoramuses and would love to hear more!
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LOL. Did you respond "No, but I am"?
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"MV Agusta??? I know Kawi's and Yamahas are Japanese, is that Korean??"



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A new co-worker and I were talking about bikes that he owned and bikes that he hopes to own next, after a few years without a bike. During the conversation he asked me if I had seen the new Honda F4 that was parked outside; "they came a long way, they look amazing with the SSA". You got it, it was my MV that he was referring to.

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It has an Suzuki engine!!!

A friend of mine who overheard that and is a motorcycle tuner said: Suzuki would wish it was!

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It growls and rages and flies across the tarmac like a wild animal that has escaped the confinement of a cage and after merely waiting restlessly until the release, will not endure being locked up ever again.


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Just remembered a goodie. Had a lady rider ask me, a white guy, about the Mexican(Italian) flag on my intake tube....


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First ride the wife and I took together last summer with my then brand new MV F3. She was on her M796. At our first gas stop I noticed a guy pacing back and forth on the side walk looking long and hard at both bikes. When I went in to pay he approached the wife. When I came out he was walking away shaking his head.
I asked the wife what that was all about and she was laughing so hard it took a few minutes before she could respond. The conversation went something like this.
Him: Nice bikes, what make are they?
Wife: This is MY Ducati Monster 796 and thatís my husbandís MV Agusta F3.
Him: I know about the Monsters but Iíve never heard of that other model. It must be new for Ducati this year.
Wife: No, itís an MV Agusta F3.
Him: Who makes them if not Ducati?
Wife: MV Agusta makes them, in Italy.
Him: No, youíve got that wrong. Itís a Ducati.
Wife: NO, IT IS NOT A DUCATI, itís an MV Agusta.
Him: It sure is a Ducati. Look lady, itís got the same frame, the same swing arm and brakes. Itís even Ducati red! Gees, you really need to learn what your husband is riding.

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I swear this conversation actually happened. It was one of those moments of sheer genius that happen occasionally.

I walk into pay for my gas at the gas station. I am wearing a leather jacket, gloves, helmet, etc. A guy asked me if I rode?

I told him, "Nah! If I ride on top of the bus, they let me ride for free!"

The guy just stared at me for a bit and then stared at the floor....


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