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5 life rules

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Drink Up !!
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No good deed goes unpunished.

A gun is not a weapon. It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.
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1. Look out for yourself first, because nobody else ever will.
2. Don't ever trust anyone that doesn't agree with rule number 1, as they are a liar if they say different.
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Those are all great rules! #4 is the best (& most true)!

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No good deed goes unpunished.
Judge Judy says that all the time.

Here's mine:
Only dead fish go with the flow.

It ain't what you ride, it's the way you ride it.
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Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Anything more than a mouthfull is a waste.
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Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Anything more than a mouthfull is a waste.
I think that's in reference to a part of the female anatomy
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Well I know you're not a liar. Sooooo------- poor sod.

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