Hms, Uss, And ... Amb ???
1st Grade Teacher : Class, can anyone tell me what the Naval Ships abbreviations HMS and USS stand for?
Student : HMS stands for Her Majesty's Ship and USS stands for United States Ship.
Teacher : Very good !
She then notices a student, Antonio, waving his hand and says, Antonio, what is it? Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Antonio : No teacher, in Italy we have AMB.
Teacher : Oh my, what does AMB stand for?
Antonio : Atsa My Boat !