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01-30-2012, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Home. In Dixie.
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01-30-2012, 12:00 PM
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Big Randaddy
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Metro Atlanta
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Hey, hey, hey, hey........you've seen our women Carl. If you weren't already married to a pretty woman, you'd be fishing in our pond yourself! 
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910R, S4RS, '79 Honda CBX, '78 BMW R100S, '72 Honda CB350f Cafe Racer, '70 CB175 Cafe Racer, Heritage Softail, Chrome V-Rod, Sportster 48, '34 HD VFD sidecar ("Betty Jean"....after my dearly departed mother), Kawasaki Concours 1400, yellow Vespa LX 150, a cool little Ruckus, Lee Halverson's fantastic "Green Monster", and a very understanding wife........ |
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01-30-2012, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In the workshop on the Isle of Man
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 Talking Dirty!!OMG!! A smelly fat bird with alopecia and bad breath is a sure fire turn on for a Brutale rider. 
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01-30-2012, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Peachtree City, GA
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You see, I have had 3 wives and care not for another....and at my personal point in life I do not seek sexual relations...it's just not worth the effort, I'll rent if I develop a case of TSB (Toxic Semen Buildup), which is an unlikely condition anyway. So if you smell I would deal with it, as Southern Manners would dictate.... all the while saying things like "Bless your heart" (Southern code for "my God you are a slovenly pig, you poor ignorant poorly raised soul")....the 300 lb thing would just be another unfortunate reason for the "Bless your heart" comments. It is these other miscreants on the forum that always want to jump in with some sexual side bar insinuations. Must say, it is fun though, isn't it??? So.....my offer stands....and (sorry gents) I haven't worn a cologne since high school.
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01-30-2012, 09:57 PM
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Big Randaddy
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Metro Atlanta
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910R, S4RS, '79 Honda CBX, '78 BMW R100S, '72 Honda CB350f Cafe Racer, '70 CB175 Cafe Racer, Heritage Softail, Chrome V-Rod, Sportster 48, '34 HD VFD sidecar ("Betty Jean"....after my dearly departed mother), Kawasaki Concours 1400, yellow Vespa LX 150, a cool little Ruckus, Lee Halverson's fantastic "Green Monster", and a very understanding wife........ |
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01-31-2012, 05:23 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South Carolina
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02-03-2012, 11:33 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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HAHAHAHAAH... your lucky, I am not a 300lb lady with bad BO and a bald patch
i have been told that i smell nice. Also no one has said "bless your heart" to me, so that must be a good thing |
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02-03-2012, 11:39 AM
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No MVs in the Registry 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rockies
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Helena, Will this site be added to the motorcycle.com smartphone app?
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02-03-2012, 12:04 PM
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King of Bling
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: United Kingdom
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02-06-2012, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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