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Old 01-30-2012, 12:45 PM   #111
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If you would like to go on a friendly date that is fine but unfortunately I am married.

Also what if i was a 300lb balding woman, with a B.O issue
Ed lives in Georgia. You'd fit right in.
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Old 01-30-2012, 01:00 PM   #112
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Ed lives in Georgia. You'd fit right in.

Hey, hey, hey, hey........you've seen our women Carl. If you weren't already married to a pretty woman, you'd be fishing in our pond yourself!

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Old 01-30-2012, 01:25 PM   #113
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Also what if i was a 300lb balding woman, with a B.O issue
Talking Dirty!!

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Old 01-30-2012, 09:54 PM   #114
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Also what if i was a 300lb balding woman, with a B.O issue
Oh, dear Helena.....my offer was simply for a friendly tour of my home town in conjunction with the BubbaBubbaBubbaBubba....

You see, I have had 3 wives and care not for another....and at my personal point in life I do not seek sexual relations...it's just not worth the effort, I'll rent if I develop a case of TSB (Toxic Semen Buildup), which is an unlikely condition anyway.

So if you smell I would deal with it, as Southern Manners would dictate.... all the while saying things like "Bless your heart" (Southern code for "my God you are a slovenly pig, you poor ignorant poorly raised soul")....the 300 lb thing would just be another unfortunate reason for the "Bless your heart" comments.

It is these other miscreants on the forum that always want to jump in with some sexual side bar insinuations. Must say, it is fun though, isn't it???

So.....my offer stands....and (sorry gents) I haven't worn a cologne since high school.
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Old 01-30-2012, 10:57 PM   #115
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....and (sorry gents) I haven't worn deodorant since high school.
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Old 01-31-2012, 06:23 AM   #116
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Old 02-03-2012, 12:33 PM   #117
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HAHAHAHAAH... your lucky, I am not a 300lb lady with bad BO and a bald patch

i have been told that i smell nice.

Also no one has said "bless your heart" to me, so that must be a good thing
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Old 02-03-2012, 12:39 PM   #118
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Helena, Will this site be added to the motorcycle.com smartphone app?
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Old 02-03-2012, 01:04 PM   #119
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Old 02-06-2012, 04:01 PM   #120
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Helena, Will this site be added to the motorcycle.com smartphone app?

If you would like it to be, then yes
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