Okay, I've figured it out:
Randy, you will buy the Green Monster for $58,342.00 dollars. Not to worry, the Green Monster comes with a hand-built sailboat. (A nice piece of craftsmanship, perhaps you've seen the pics?) Both the bike and the boat have a prescription attached to them, which is a legal term for the right to use without ownership. (analogous to an easement, but for personal property). Lee maintains the right to use both the bike and/or the boat whenever he sees fit. If he wants to use either the boat or the bike, you have to bring it to him, (or to some other pre-arranged locale), for that purpose.
The cost of transport will be divided equally between both parties. The only acceptable means of transport is CAG shipping. Carl will be paid $400.00/day plus expenses to transport the bike and/or boat to Lee's chosen location, (location must be within the contigious 48 states).
Lee, you're responsible for feeding and entertaining Randy and his entourage, (limit of 4 persons, including Carl), for the duration of the wait and return. Said entertainment will include at least 2 surf and turf dinners and one movie. A walk in the woods is optional and can be substituted for the movie if all parties agree.
The prescription owned by Lee is worth $48,342.00 dollars. If the bike and/or the boat are damaged beyond repair while in Randy's possession, Randy will pay Lee the full value of the prescription. If the damage is not a total loss, Randy can repair the damage at his own cost. Any issues about the quality of repair work done will be resolved by CAG and Ade. Their decision is final, but, (once again), Lee is free to curse all he wants.
If the bike and/or boat are damaged while in Lee's possession, Lee will return to Randy the full purchase price of $58,342.00 dollars, or alternately, spend the next 4 years returning the machine(s) to their original pristine quality.
If Randy decides to sell the bike and/or the boat, he must pay Lee the value of the prescription.
Any appreciation or depreciation in the aforementioned assets will be realized by Randy as the true owner.
Lee is not allowed to operate either the Green Monster or the sailboat naked. Appropriate attire is required. If either machine is returned to Randy with skid marks, Lee will be responsible for paying Randy $486.00 dollars in depreciation for each skid mark. Said cleaning of aforementioned skid marks will be performed by either Lance or Mike, at Lee's discretion. Lance and Mike will be paid $4.00 dollars/hour for this task.
Any issues with the attorney who brokered this deal are moot. Take that smack to Ed.